November 2012
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When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to...
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October 2012
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Whenever I slip on ice:
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Expectations = Getting back up like a boss: Reality:
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When your mom puts on her oldies and you know...
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And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
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September 2012
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June 2012
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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You shouldn’t need a substance or a someone to feel better about yourself. Learn to be happy on your own.
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
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me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
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